What happened?!?!?!?

I can tell you the truth, but it is SO boring and lame, so instead I am asking you to tell me.  Many of you are incredible storytellers, so please help me with a humdinger that I can respond with while people are asking me over the next few months.  “What did you do?!?!?”

You tell me…. “What did I do?”

Look at the size of my foot compared to my ankle….WTF?!?!?!


11 thoughts on “What happened?!?!?!?

  1. Looks like a case of elephantiasis to me, which is a lymphatic disease cause by a parasitic worm left my a mosquito bite. It’s extremely rare (it’s considered a tropical disease) but if something rarely occurs you are a sure candidate for it to happen to

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    1. I WAS telling everyone that I kicked Einstein, but since he has been with me at most of my
      “outings” and I am so banged up, people literally started questioning if I was abused. So the more off the wall story the better

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  2. “I was working on a logging crew in the Yukon. Funny story. We were taking down this ginormous sequoia and a silverback gorilla comes outta nowhere. Somehow I got between it and the penguin it was chasing. One of the chains got snagged on the gorilla and the other end got me and the next thing I know I’m being dragged right into Cape Cod. Only in Australia, am I right?”

    That’ll leave ’em wondering long enough for you to make a quick getaway.

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