How did your Interstim implant surgery go?

GRACE : I can’t tell you.

Wonderful friends: What do you mean you can’t tell me? Weren’t you there?

GRACE : Yes.

Wonderful friends: Have you noticed any difference?

GRACE : Yes, my back hurts and I am supposed to do nothing for the next two weeks.

Wonderful friends: What do you mean nothing?

GRACE : I don’t know the drug rep said don’t bend, twist, or lift anything over 10 lbs, no driving, no sex, don’t touch it….. So basically nothing!

Wonderful friends: Well what do you expect, you just had surgery?

GRACE : Yeah yeah, I’m gonna go do nothing…Thank you for asking, ttyl

Two days later

Wonderful friends: Are you feeling better today?

GRACE : What do you mean? It doesn’t hurt as much, but I can’t really do anything so I’ve been kind of grumpy.

Wonderful friends: Do you notice any difference with your symptoms?

GRACE : Nope! I don’t feel anything. I’m still waking up soaked. I don’t know if the device is on or what it is supposed to be doing. The doctor hasn’t even called me back to tell me if I can take a damn shower….grrrrr

Wonderful friends: When do you see the doctor again?

GRACE : TWO WEEKS!!!!! I’m gonna go, they sent me home with all these books to read and I should probably get started on that.

An hour later

GRACE : Incoherent mumbling

Wonderful friends: Why are you crying, did you try to do something you weren’t supposed to?

GRACE : BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I JUST DID!!!! I feel like I have a fucking alien inside my body! I am terrified to move wrong so I don’t break or disconnect anything, what if I end up paralyzed?!?!?!

An MRI is like the biggest magnet we are ever gonna come into contact with right? So If it’s MRI approved, I should be good right?!?!?!?!?

Why does this book tell me to AVOID ALL MAGNETS…stereo speakers, computer disk drives, keep everything a minimum of 4 inches away from the implant!!!!! So I can’t carry my cell phone in my back pocket?

OH! And I have to shut it off before driving?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What the hell did I get myself into?!?!?! Why wasn’t this information available before surgery?!?!?

OH and it says NO skydiving, or things that could jostle the impant. Does that mean NO Horseback riding?!?!? High Altitudes should NOT affect the device?!?!??!

Can we just say I had a really bad couple of days? Maybe even a couple more melt downs. I FELT tricked, lied to, deceived….you get the point. How could I go in an MRI (remember really big magnet?!?!?!?), but I had to be afraid of a stereo speaker?!?!?!?

Once I calmed down enough, I came to the conclusion that this device was already in my body, so I should at least give it the benefit of the doubt. I went through each of the books that they had given me marking each page with questions. (I ended up with 2 pages)

Finally the time came for my post op appointment. I knew that the drug rep would also be there and even though, doctors weren’t allowing patients to bring anyone with them to their appointments ( smh covid) I NEEDED Einstein with me, so HE WAS COMING IN WITH ME!!!!!

I’m not sure if it was the xanax I had taken, the fact that the office didn’t fight me about bringing Einstein in, or the fact that while we were waiting to see the Dr.we began talking to another patient that had also had the same surgery, (but for different reasons) but by the time we were shown to the exam room, I began to relax.

So far I have written about my emotions concerning this surgery. Emotionally, I did not do well. Do I regret getting the Interstim? Honestly it is too soon to tell. I DO however, regret that I didn’t meet with the Medtronic Representative BEFORE surgery. I WISH, I had seen the device, and all of the equipment that comes with it…but that’s on me.

Our conversation with the doctor and the representative lasted over an hour. I will continue to write more about my experience in the future, but I don’t want to leave you with any misconceptions…. Here are some points that were explained to me.

  • The interstim leads were NOT placed in my spinal cord, but by my sacral nerve. (meaning the device should not paralyze me, if I do get a shock)
  • The warnings concerning magnets is that they could turn the device off, but will not cause it to pull out of my body
  • Flying in an airplane is safe (I hope) and I am allowed to go horseback riding after I give everything more time to “settle”.

I’m am still nervous and anxious, but I’m no longer terrified. As I mentioned before, this device is already in my body, so I should at least give it the benefit of the doubt.

9 thoughts on “How did your Interstim implant surgery go?

  1. Um. What I just learned is that I should ask for all the stuff they hand out after surgery…before any surgery. What the doctor should have learned…and no doubt didn’t…is that they should spell out why one should avoid said magnets, to prevent super understandable panic attacks from people who have just undergone surgery!

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  2. Measure 10 times and cut once, my Dad always used to say. Be that as it may, I am sure you are fine. But I am glad to hear that you don’t have to worry about that thing popping out of your body like that scene in the first Alien movie.

    Horseback riding? Really? I didn’t think that was possible, but maybe I’m assuming you have balance issues as bad as mine.

    Breathe Grace. All will be well. With all the shit they have put into your body, have you become the $6 million dollar woman yet?

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