Parenting your parents

Do you remember when you were a child and could not wait to grow up or get older? Be honest, I think everyone felt that at one point. Then almost overnight, you became an adult. I know that it doesn’t feel like that when you are going through your pre 18 years, but when you are in your 40’s looking back at the things you’ve done in your life, it sure seems like it’s gone pretty quickly. I graduated high school, had and raised children. ( I’m even a grandma now) I’ve been married …..and divorced. Bought and sold a car (or two)…hell bought and sold a house or two. I’ve traveled to far away places, jumped out of a perfectly good airplane….The list goes on and on.

I have also lost many people that I’ve cared about. I’ve held and comforted people while they were suffering, and tried to help them up after their loss.

My point is that I feel like I have done MOST of the things that adults are expected to do. Don’t get me wrong, I am sure I still have a lot to do with my time on Earth. I think my ‘confusion’ or quandary is that I never thought that one day I would be ‘parenting my parents.’

During the last couple of years, more and more frequently both of my parents have begun to rely on me. ….ALOT (Sometimes I feel like I’m being given chores AGAIN) Sometimes I think, OH My GOD you’ve got to be kidding me?!?!?! and then OTHER times ( like when I go to yet another classmate’s parents funeral ) I realize I would move heaven and earth to keep them around as long as possible.

I saw a meme or something on facebook one day that said, “when you lose your parents, you are an orphan. When you lose your spouse you are a widow. When you lose a child there is no word for it, just like there are no words to describe the pain.” I also don’t believe there is a word for the child that parents their parents. I wasn’t “in a hurry” to get to THIS part of life.

My mother has Dementia/ Alzheimer’s.

About a year ago, my father was told that he was going blind.

I am in a “new” phase of my life, that I was not prepared for.

Isn’t it Ironic?….smh

Have you ever heard of the Link or EBT card or food stamps? Usually people receiving government benefits such as these have some kind of disadvantage that prevents them from earning enough money to live on. Examples might include a mental or physical disability. Lack of childcare etc. So why are the benefits so hard to use?

I’m not sure if I ever stated that I was on Social Security Disability before. (very limited income) This year with the increase in my medical expenses, I have qualified to not only receive financial assistance to help with those bills, but also have qualified for the link card.

Last weekend, I tried to complete an online order at Sam’s club as I have frequently done in the past. Pre-covid, the system was called Click and pull. The process was usually fairly easy and straightforward. You selected the items you wanted by placing them in your cart, and when finished you would select the date and time you would be picking up your items. When you arrived at the store, you would go to a special “click and pull” desk with your list, or confirmation code and your payment. Someone would then bring all of the items to the front of the store for you, and even help load your car. Win win right?

Why not THIS time?

I went online, selected my items and was directed to a new area called, “curbside pickup”. Okay. no biggie right? Well apparently it is a big deal. You must pay for your order before the club will pull it. OK, I get that, but WHY DON’T they take link online?!?!?!? If I need to use the link card I have to shop for myself, which kind of defeats the advantage of online shopping doesn’t it?

I even called the store to explain my problem and asked if I could pay for my groceries with my credit card, but switch the payment types at customer service when I picked up the food…… NOPE! As a side note, a good portion of the items I tried to purchase where eligible for FREE SHIPPING, but you also can not use the link card for shipped items?!?!?

Everywhere in the US is still encouraging social distancing. People that are immuno-compromised are supposed to avoid others even more. So WHY do I have to go in the store?

Am I the only one who sees the irony of this?

I feel like the system is designed “to keep a man down” more than to help them.

How did your Interstim implant surgery go?

GRACE : I can’t tell you.

Wonderful friends: What do you mean you can’t tell me? Weren’t you there?

GRACE : Yes.

Wonderful friends: Have you noticed any difference?

GRACE : Yes, my back hurts and I am supposed to do nothing for the next two weeks.

Wonderful friends: What do you mean nothing?

GRACE : I don’t know the drug rep said don’t bend, twist, or lift anything over 10 lbs, no driving, no sex, don’t touch it….. So basically nothing!

Wonderful friends: Well what do you expect, you just had surgery?

GRACE : Yeah yeah, I’m gonna go do nothing…Thank you for asking, ttyl

Two days later

Wonderful friends: Are you feeling better today?

GRACE : What do you mean? It doesn’t hurt as much, but I can’t really do anything so I’ve been kind of grumpy.

Wonderful friends: Do you notice any difference with your symptoms?

GRACE : Nope! I don’t feel anything. I’m still waking up soaked. I don’t know if the device is on or what it is supposed to be doing. The doctor hasn’t even called me back to tell me if I can take a damn shower….grrrrr

Wonderful friends: When do you see the doctor again?

GRACE : TWO WEEKS!!!!! I’m gonna go, they sent me home with all these books to read and I should probably get started on that.

An hour later

GRACE : Incoherent mumbling

Wonderful friends: Why are you crying, did you try to do something you weren’t supposed to?

GRACE : BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I JUST DID!!!! I feel like I have a fucking alien inside my body! I am terrified to move wrong so I don’t break or disconnect anything, what if I end up paralyzed?!?!?!

An MRI is like the biggest magnet we are ever gonna come into contact with right? So If it’s MRI approved, I should be good right?!?!?!?!?

Why does this book tell me to AVOID ALL MAGNETS…stereo speakers, computer disk drives, keep everything a minimum of 4 inches away from the implant!!!!! So I can’t carry my cell phone in my back pocket?

OH! And I have to shut it off before driving?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What the hell did I get myself into?!?!?! Why wasn’t this information available before surgery?!?!?

OH and it says NO skydiving, or things that could jostle the impant. Does that mean NO Horseback riding?!?!? High Altitudes should NOT affect the device?!?!??!

Can we just say I had a really bad couple of days? Maybe even a couple more melt downs. I FELT tricked, lied to, deceived….you get the point. How could I go in an MRI (remember really big magnet?!?!?!?), but I had to be afraid of a stereo speaker?!?!?!?

Once I calmed down enough, I came to the conclusion that this device was already in my body, so I should at least give it the benefit of the doubt. I went through each of the books that they had given me marking each page with questions. (I ended up with 2 pages)

Finally the time came for my post op appointment. I knew that the drug rep would also be there and even though, doctors weren’t allowing patients to bring anyone with them to their appointments ( smh covid) I NEEDED Einstein with me, so HE WAS COMING IN WITH ME!!!!!

I’m not sure if it was the xanax I had taken, the fact that the office didn’t fight me about bringing Einstein in, or the fact that while we were waiting to see the Dr.we began talking to another patient that had also had the same surgery, (but for different reasons) but by the time we were shown to the exam room, I began to relax.

So far I have written about my emotions concerning this surgery. Emotionally, I did not do well. Do I regret getting the Interstim? Honestly it is too soon to tell. I DO however, regret that I didn’t meet with the Medtronic Representative BEFORE surgery. I WISH, I had seen the device, and all of the equipment that comes with it…but that’s on me.

Our conversation with the doctor and the representative lasted over an hour. I will continue to write more about my experience in the future, but I don’t want to leave you with any misconceptions…. Here are some points that were explained to me.

  • The interstim leads were NOT placed in my spinal cord, but by my sacral nerve. (meaning the device should not paralyze me, if I do get a shock)
  • The warnings concerning magnets is that they could turn the device off, but will not cause it to pull out of my body
  • Flying in an airplane is safe (I hope) and I am allowed to go horseback riding after I give everything more time to “settle”.

I’m am still nervous and anxious, but I’m no longer terrified. As I mentioned before, this device is already in my body, so I should at least give it the benefit of the doubt.

Enter the “How Grace-ful are you?” Contest

MS Graceful...NOT!

Grace-ful- knowledgeable about Grace Fullnot or msgracefulnot.com

On Saturday evening, I mentioned that there would be a contest today. In case you did not see the previous post, let me explain the terms here.

  1. Please do not post any answers to the questions until Sunday, September 6th between 9 and 3pm central time so that more people have a chance to enter.
  2. When answering a question, please include information as to where you found the answer (post name, guess, etc) *If you have the time, this part is not necessary to win.

Here are the questions:

  1. How old am I?
  2. Why did I select msgracefulnot as the name of my blog?
  3. How long have I had MS?
  4. What is the “address” of my advice to those diagnosed video?
  5. What is the name of the disease modifying drug I am on for Mulitple Sclerosis?
  6. How do I refer to my daughters…

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Enter the “How Grace-ful are you?” Contest

Grace-ful- knowledgeable about Grace Fullnot or msgracefulnot.com

On Saturday evening, I mentioned that there would be a contest today. In case you did not see the previous post, let me explain the terms here.

  1. Please do not post any answers to the questions until Sunday, September 6th between 9 and 3pm central time so that more people have a chance to enter.
  2. When answering a question, please include information as to where you found the answer (post name, guess, etc) *If you have the time, this part is not necessary to win.

Here are the questions:

  1. How old am I?
  2. Why did I select msgracefulnot as the name of my blog?
  3. How long have I had MS?
  4. What is the “address” of my advice to those diagnosed video?
  5. What is the name of the disease modifying drug I am on for Mulitple Sclerosis?
  6. How do I refer to my daughters in my blog? Can you tell me why?
  7. Which of those sweet little demons did I leave at the store?
  8. Name at least 3 places I have traveled to via plane in the last 2 years.
  9. How many times have I been in a boot for a broken foot? (this is a trick question, even I don’t know the answer)
  10. What is the most annoying symptom of MS that I deal with? Please list at least 2 treatments I have tried.
  11. Do you remember my German Shepherds name?
  12. One of my happiest memories from 2018?
  13. What do I call my significant other?
  14. What are my grandsons names?
  15. Do you remember how we met or how you found msgracefulnot.com?
  16. What is your favorite post that I have written?
  17. What 2 three letter words, or acronyms, internet slang do I use the most? Can you tell me what they mean?
  18. Bonus points if you share this post on social media, and share the location you posted to!!!!!!
  19. This is a “freebie”… If you are a blogger, can you create a post with links to past posts you that you have written that you feel would give a new reader a good sense of what your blog is about? If you do I will share the hell out of it….FREE ADVERTISING HERE!!!!
  20. If you are the winner, which rose would you like? With or without stem?

The winner will receive their choice one of the above pictured roses that I printed with my 3d printer mailed directly to their home or office. (more about 3d printing to come)

Thank you in advance for stopping by!