A Post a Day APAD Day 26… Double Fisting Cheerios

Kids say the Darndest things

I think we have all heard that “kids say the darndest things” right? Have you ever thought about some of the Darndest things you as an adult have said when talking to or about your kids or animals? A very common saying in our house at the moment is, “Don’t eat your sister!” (I’m talking about our dogs) Sit, stay, down, off, leave it, roll over, and give me five are also pretty common things we say to our GSD’s and they usually listen.

I am very big on training dogs. I don’t care how cute your fur baby is, chances are if they are not trained, they can be an asshole. Mine can be, and they are trained. Anyway, while I am gone Einstein is in charge of continuing the daily training I put both of my girls through. I called to check on how it was going (knowing he was going to be overwhelmed as hell) I was only half listening as he complained about the difficulty of training two young dogs at the same time. (Did I mention I DO THAT EVERY DAMN DAY?!?!?)

Einstein: I’m double fisting cheerios here.

Me: What did you just say?

Einstein: I’m DOUBLE FISTING CHEERIOS HERE!!!! I am in the middle of a sit with Lady and Kitt comes up offering her paw……..

I honestly don’t remember the rest of the conversation (other than laughing so hard). Maybe he will HELP me next time I ask?

Double Fisting Cheerios smh

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